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Sunday, 9 February 2014

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President Putin has put a great big smile on the face of Queen Elizabeth.

MOSCOW - In a true gesture of friendship Russian President Putin has informed Queen Elizabeth that he would be willing to take the three Al-Qaeda terrorists that are sitting in a London Prison and send them to Siberia.

Queen Elizabeth was thrilled with the news that she told President Putin that she hopes that his country wins lots of gold medals.

President Putin reportedly replied by saying, "Thank you Lizzy and we certainly will."

A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace stated that her majesty was okay with Vladimir Putin calling her Lizzy but added that if anyone else calls her that she will be one pissed of royal gal.

The Three Al-Qaeda members were captured as they sat drinking beer ad singing the song "Lola" by The Kinks in Soho's Joan of Arc Pub.

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