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Friday, 7 February 2014

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Weathermen are predicting that the Sochi Blizzard could be the worst blizzard in the history of the world.

SOCHI, Russia - Russian meteorologists are predicting that Sochi will get hit with the worst blizzard in 51 years.

Weathermen are reporting that the temperatures will fall down to minus 73 degrees F.

The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has said that everything that was built for the Olympics was built to sustain the temperature getting down as low as minus 87 degrees F.

Meanwhile word from the Puerto Rican team is that once the temperature hits minus 9, they will pack up their outfits and flags and head on back home to Puerto Rico.

Puerto Rican speed skater Gloria Alejandra Lapiz-Azul, 19, has said that it is a shame because the cold weather does not bother her one bit. She pointed out that she is afflicted with Nolofrionada, which means that her skin is oblivious to extreme heat or extreme cold.

Miss Lapiz-Azul said that she got her affliction from her mother's side of the family.

In Other Olympic News. The French team is still trying to figure out how their French flags were switched at the airport and replaced with white flags.

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