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Thursday, 6 February 2014

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Rosie told David Letterman that she is going to go to the Sochi Olympics.

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell says that she has always disliked being told what she can and cannot do.

The very devoted lesbian recently told David Letterman that when she heard that Russian President Putin was not going to allow any gays or lesbians to attend the Sochi Olympics she became very irate.

She said that not only did the hair on the back of her neck stand up but the hair on her upper lip and on her chin stood up as well.

Rosie said that she is going to go to Sochi and she is going to kiss as many Russian women as she can.

She added that she has about 400 Russian female followers on Twitter who have invited her to come to the Olympics as a symbol of defiance.

SIDENOTE: When President Putin found out about O'Donnell's remark, he immediately informed the KGB that if they happen to see Ms. O'Donnell to fire a warning shot and tell her to get down on the ground face down. He added that if she refuses they can pepper spray her or hit her with a taser gun or preferably both.

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