LONDON - Scotland Yard has reported that they have uncovered a political plot by the infamous Taliban to kidnap Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles.
Officer Higgins Higginbrook speaking to Chatsworth Wigginholt of The Ta Ta For Now News Agency stated that word of the plot was first mentioned in an email that was sent from a remote village in Afghanistan to Buckingham Palace.
London Police were able to follow the email trail back to a goat herder Shambul Lamabad and his cousin an unemployed camel washer named Bamshir Jones.
Lamabad and Jones arrived at London's Heathrow Airport and were followed all the way to within two blocks of Buckingham Palace.
The two Taliban operatives had somehow learned that on Thursdays at 4 p.m. Camilla and Prince Charles have crumpets and tea with her majesty the queen and her hubby the prince (Prince Philip).
The two terrorists who were each wearing Tottenham Hotspur Lilywhites jerseys were eating fish and chips and each was drinking a can of Diet Dr. Pepper.
They were immediately pounced on by members of the London Police Department, Scotland Yard, and a private security firm named The We'll Get Ya Mate Security Agency.
SIDENOTE: Camilla Parker-Bowles was so thrilled that she had all of the participating officers stand in line and she kissed each and every one of them.