SAN FRANCISCO - A reporter with American Spotlight Magazine has just learned that a World War II Nazi officer has been found living in a cave on a remote South Pacific Island.
The Nazi officer identified as General Hans Studebaker fled Germany after Germany surrendered in World War II.
General Studebaker who revealed that he is 99-years-old didn't look bad for a man who has existed for the last 69 years on tree bark, tree leaves, tree sap, and an occasional scorpion for fiber.
The Nazi General was found by a group of Baptist church members who went to the island looking for platinum deposits.
General Studebaker was taken to a McDonald's in San Francisco and given a Big Mac, fries, and a vanilla milk shake.
As he sat at the booth he meticulously picked off every one of the sesame seeds from the top bun.
SIDENOTE: Plans are underway to fly General Studebaker back to his home in Dusseldorf, Germany.