Written by Matt Brown
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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

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''Goldfish Mocks West Ham fans''

Bad news if you do not have a dishwasher and like eating your food using clean cutlery and sparkling plates. West Ham fans, including Ray Winstone, Danny Dyer and some movie person who once saw them on the TV have exhausted the UK's supply of fairy liquid.

West Ham fans, much like the late king of pop Michael Jackson were 'forever blowing bubbles' up until this past Saturday when their chant fell silent after their 3-1 defeat to Newcarsmell Untied. The bubbles are usually used to irritate the skin of opposing players and scare some of the younger team members into thinking they will be swallowed by many blob like entities.

Meanwhile Sam Allardyce has gone on record as saying he is more a fan of 'Cussons Morning Fresh'.

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