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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

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Kim Jong Un denies that he suffers from The Napoleon Complex. (Photo courtesy of GiGi de Maupassant).

PARIS - France's Le News Agency is reporting that North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un is furious at an article that he read in the American supermarket tabloid Just Saying.

GiGi de Maupassant with Le News Agency stated that the report pointed out that Kim Jong Un is bipolar and that is the reason why he is always threatening to fire a missile at Japan, or China, or even Los Angeles.

The French writer added that the North Korean leader suffers from the Napoleon (little man) complex.

De Maupassant said that Kim Jong Un can change his attitude, demeanor, and personality quicker than Cher changes her wigs.

The article that appeared in Just Saying was co-written by Rumsfeld Muddlefish and Lottie Bungalow.

Muddlefish and Bungalow supposedly talked to a distant cousin of the North Korean leader who would not give her name but did remark that she works as a pole dancer at The 10-Foot-Pole Lounge in Redondo Beach, California.

SIDENOTE: When Kim Jong Un was asked to comment on the Just Saying article, he became very angry and said "I want everyone in the entire world to know that Kim Jong Un is not bipolar and neither am I."

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