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Monday, 20 January 2014

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Soon, Justin Bieber and the Beliebers Will Be Levitating Ashtrays Like This

Los Angeles, CAJustin Bieber announced today that he took a personality test from some people he saw on Wilshire Blvd. and now he is joining the Church of Scientology. He will bring his many fans, dubbed "Beliebers," with him into the cult.

"I know everyone thinks we're evil and crazy," spoke an anonymous Scientologist. "But these fans of Justin Bieber make Xenu seem like Mister Rogers. I like acting stupid and being brainwashed, but having these Beliebers in the cult just multiplies the crazy!"

"We've stuck with the crazy cult of Scientology all through the years of making us pay lots of money to take courses that are little more than staring at walls and trying to levitate ashtrays, but this is just too much!" spoke a Scientologist who is quitting the cult because of the Beliebers.

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