Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Jesus, Nuns, Virgin Mary

Monday, 20 January 2014

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Is he or is he not? God only knows!

It seems as though the fairy story of the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus could be true after all because in Italy a baby boy has been born under similar circumstances!

A Nun in Rieti, Central Italy, claimed she had no idea she was pregnant and only after complaining about several pains in her belly did the hospital discover that a baby was on its way.

Several hours later she gave birth to a healthy boy and still claimed that she never had sex with anyone that she knew of, whilst disregarding those that she didn't know of making her a virgin if you get the drift?

The boy has not been called Jesus because of obvious Biblical copyright infringements so fellow Nuns decided to call him Francis instead because the present Pope always desired an heir to his throne but due to celibate restrictions, it is impossible (who knows?)

The virgin mum and baby are both doing well, although if she wishes to continue her career as a Nun, she will be forced into giving Francis up for adoption or offering him to the local monastry where he can maybe develop into the new "Messiah"!

God only knows, so they are leaving the decison to him; AMEN!

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