PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he is obsessed with missiles.
Ever since he was a little boy he used to play with yellow #2 pencils and pretend that they were SAM (Surface-to-Air) missiles.
His mother even took him to a therapist but the therapist told her that it was normal for Asian boys to use pencils and pretend that they were missiles.
The therapist assured his mom that her little Kimmy would outgrow the pencil/missile habit by the time he was 10.
North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy, is reporting that Kim Jong Un recently traveled to Kenya, Africa where he purchased a 17-year-old missile that had never been used.
The North Korean leader said that he got a fantastic deal on the missile and that it came with a 36-month guarantee on parts.
SIDENOTE: The Rice Paddy reported that Kim Jong Un has named his new missile in honor of his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr.