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Sunday, 2 February 2014

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The beer brewery that was actually a distribution center for Arizona marijuana.

BERLIN - Police in Berlin have broken up the notorious Arizona Underground Marijuana Smuggling Operation.

The highly intricate pot distribution program was the brainchild of the Tucson-based Salami Brothers, Jorge, Hernando, and Timmy.

Berlin police reported that they confiscated anywhere from 815 to 985 pounds of high grade marijuana which was sitting in a factory building that housed a beer brewery.

The reason for the discrepancy in the amount of pounds was due to the fact that several of the officers who were weighing and counting the pot became a bit high and lost track of their count several times.

SIDENOTE: Since German laws prohibit the burning of marijuana, it will instead be disposed of by dumping it into the English Channel.

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