PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that the leader of North Korea will no longer tolerate any hostile threats from either Russia or the United States.
Kim Jong Un speaking at the world-famous Chopsticks Square in downtown Pyongyang angrily said that if Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama keep harassing him he will retaliate with his ominous missiles which he says have all received tune ups since New Year's day.
The leader of North Korea whom President Putin has referred to as a Chihuahua dressed up as the Pillsbury Doughboy has also focused on Japan and has vowed to make that country a territory of North Korea within 15 months.
Kim Jong Un revealed that a week ago he spoke with one of the world's most respected fortune tellers and he was told that the year 2014 will be the year of North Korea.
The fortune teller revealed that by the summer Kim Jong Un will receive official notice from the countries of Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Cuba that they will support him against the world's two super powers.
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