Written by Auntie Jean
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Topics: Australia

Sunday, 5 January 2014

A recent poll suggests that Australians like the element of danger provided by man eating sharks around the Perth area.

An attempt to help the promotion of safe bathing by reducing the number of these evil monsters has been sabotaged by the poisonous spiders appreciation society once again.

Apparently the country is so boring that even being killed is fascinating. Once people have done the surf bit and had enough barbecues, there's absolutely sod all to do in this boring shi**ole.

24hr entertainment doesn't seem to help. There are hosts of deadly things here which have never alleviated the problems.

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