London, UK - Festive stories from North Korea about madcap dictator Kim Jong-UN's canine solutions to dealing with corruption have clearly impressed Conservative dog-lovers in the UK.
This weekend an inner circle of Tory True Blues is finalising plans to dump Prime Monster David Cameron despite an impressive tally of bravura performances channeling his All Innit Together stuff.
A House of Commons rehoming scheme is now proposing to dump the feckless dick-head - uh, leader!, into suitable kennels and replace him with a new Party top dog.
Commenting on the proposals a backbencher who asked to remain anonymous said: "We were all duped about Big Dave's Therapy Dog credentials and illustrious pedigree when he's clearly nothing more than a cheap hound dog."
Top of bookies' leaderboards to replace 'Stinker Cameron' as he is known in the Commons Gents are Theresa May(be) @ 10/1 followed by 'Alf' - a blind, deaf and dumb Downing Street janitor (20/1 2nd fav).
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