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Tuesday, 31 December 2013

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The DVD porn tape of Kim Jong Un is Sweden's number one seller.

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A representative for Sweden's Ya Porn Corporation has just stated that Kim Jong Un's sex video is selling out in retail stores faster than it can be stocked on the shelves.

Ya Porn reports that the DVD is titled Rice Paddy Girl Makes Good - Damn Good!.

The government of Sweden reports that the video has just become the top selling porn DVD of 2013.

It has even surpassed the highly popular Helga and The Norwegian Fiord Frolickers.

Kim Jong Un has denied that the man in the video is him. He has also stated that the female in the video is not the reigning Miss Pyongyang since the real Miss Pyongyang does not have a tattoo of a female komodo dragon on her left butt cheek like the woman in the porn video does.

SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un has said that he is seriously considering hiring the highly reputable California attorneys Gloria Allred and her cousin Ginger Allred to represent him in a lawsuit against The Ya Porn Corporation as well as the government of Sweden.

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