Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Sunday, 29 December 2013

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Kim Jong Un has threatened to destroy the Eiffel Tower with one of his missiles.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just printed a message that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent to the French government.

It has been brought to Kim Jong Un's attention that there are three comedy clubs in Paris that employ stand up comics who have been making fun of Kim Jong Un's hairdo, his accent, and his love of pedicures.

The leader of North Korea is not the least bit amused and has stated that he hasn't had a pedicure in at least five months.

The Rice Paddy reports that Kim Jong Un has instructed his head of missile deployment to target one of his missiles at the Eiffel Tower.

Kim Jong Un is asking that France shut down the three comedy clubs immediately or else he will have no choice but to launch a missile that will destroy France's number one landmark.

SIDENOTE: Two of the world's leading missile experts have said that if Kim Jong Un were to launch a missile towards Paris it would probably fall short and land somewhere in Turkey.

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