Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Thursday, 26 December 2013

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The weather vane on George Strait's Rocking Yippie-Ki-Yay Ranch.

TOKYO - The government of Japan has just sent a message to the owner of one of the largest longhorn cattle ranches in the state of Texas about purchasing some cattle.

The Japanese people have fallen in love with fajitas[Pronounced FA-HE-TUS], which are known as skirt steak.

The fajitas are extremely popular in Texas and now that the Japanese people have discovered them they have fallen in love with them as well.

The only problem is that the cost of shipping the fajitas from Texas to Japan is very high and thus fajita steaks are quite expensive to purchase in stores or in restaurants.

The Saki National News Agency reports that Japan has communicated with country singer George Strait owner of the 11,000 acre Rocking Yippie-Ki-Yay Ranch about purchasing 1,000 head of longhorn cattle.

SIDENOTE: The Saki reports that George Strait is the most popular American performer in Japan and his record sales out sell the combined record sales of those of Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz, and Lady Antebellum.

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