MOSCOW - When Russian President Vladimir Putin granted asylum to National Security Agency whistleblower Edward Snowden he knew that it would be a move that would be extremely beneficial to Russia.
And the Russian president was right on the money, as they say in Las Vegas.
President Putin wasted no time in making Edward Snowden his National Director of Computers.
And Snowden has provided the Russian government with a wealth of information on everyone living in the United States as well as in every country of the world.
The Russian leader was so thrilled with the extremely intelligent American that he allowed him to date his beautiful niece Nadia Volgavich.
Putin glows with pride as he says that both Eddie, as he calls Snowden, and his niece Nadia share a mutual love for The Beatles, ice hockey, the Ural Mountains, Dancing With The Stars, NASCAR auto racing, and French kissing.
The happy Russian president surprised Snowden on Christmas day with a brand new, fully-loaded Lamborghini Murcielago.
SIDENOTE: Russia's national news agency Vodkavich is reporting that President Putin sees a wedding in the not-too-distant future.