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Wednesday, 25 December 2013

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Dennis Rodman taught Kim Jong Un how to play basketball.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy is reporting that Kim Jong Un has informed former NBA player Dennis Rodman that he would like for him to be his personal bodyguard.

Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman have become very close friends and the North Korean leader has said that the Tall Dude, as he has nicknamed Rodman is the only American he trusts 100 percent.

He went on to say that for that reason he has decided to offer him the coveted position at a salary of $500,000 a year.

Kim Jong Un stated that Rodman, who stands 6-foot-7 and has all kinds of metal piercings on his face, as well as numerous ominous tattoos would certainly strike fear in anyone he would come in contact with him.

The Rice Paddy has tried to contact Dennis Rodman to get his comment on the job offer but his answering service said that he was vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

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