SEOUL, South Korea - Kim Jong Un offered to purchase South Korea at a fair price.
South Korea responded to his offer by saying, "Are you kidding us Doughboy?"
Lower Korea went on to say that Kim Jong Un has got some gall thinking that he could actually buy the entire country of South Korea.
They stressed that if he now thinks that he can just invade their sovereign nation and forcibly take it over then he's got the brains of an Almond Joy.
Kim Jong Un has responded by saying that Lower Korea has succeeded in embarrassing him before the world and he will now check out his options and one of them is to march into South Korea and defeat it like Wynonna Judd devouring a chocolate covered cherry.
South Korea replied that they are not worried because they have the United States who will back them up with all kinds of state-of-the-art weaponry as well as with tons of pizzas.