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Sunday, 22 December 2013

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Pope Francis plans to invite Kim Jong Un to visit him at the Vatican.

THE VATICAN - Pope Francis recently met with the co-hosts of The Viagra View, Larry King and Regis Philbin at an undisclosesd place in Italy.

The pope was asked by Philbin what he thinks about the state of the world.

Pope Francis put down his glass of wine and cracker and said that there are some world leaders who need to have the fear of God put into them.

When asked who for instance, the pope raised his eyebrows and said Kim Jong Un of North Korea.

He pointed out that he has never seen a bigger control-freak than that man who he remarked looks like a gigantic Cabbage Patch Doll.

Philbin and King both laughed and said that Kim Jong Un has a lot of nicknames.

"Such as...?" The pope asked.

"Well" King commented, "He's been called the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, Blimpy, The Fat Korean Kat, and Mr. Chubs."

Pope Francis then confessed (no pun intended) to Philbin that last week he actually texted Kim Jong Un and told him that he needs to stop with all that missile launching talk and quit acting like an effen spoiled brat.

When asked what was Kim Jong Un's reply, the pope stated that he texted him that a grown man should not be dressing like a frumpy old woman.

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