MOSCOW - Ever since Phil Robertson was suspended from Duck Dynasty for his anti-homosexual remarks he has received support from such individuals as Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, Glenn "Teardrops" Beck, John "Crybaby" Boehner, and Alec "The Bratty Brat" Baldwin.
But Robertson was stunned to hear that Russian President Putin has issued an open invitation for him and his family to move to Russia.
President Putin assured him that if he moves to Russia he can make all of the anti-gay remarks he wants and no one will say a word about it.
In fact, Putin promised him that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden will be able to find out if any Russian citizen criticizes him and if someone does then that person will be dealth with immediately; and it will not be pretty.
SIDENOTE: Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Robertson has said that he is thrilled at President Putin's most generous offer and he will sit down and consider it with his wife Marsha Kay and his children.