Kim Jong-Un was confounded in his attempts to get Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom to join his Axis of Evil. The diminutive dictator (who really knows how to put the 'dic' in dictator) has had 19 communications officers executed so far for not contacting Luthor and Doom.
It is reported that no one wants to tell the short and stout despot that Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom are fictional characters and don't really exist. The last person to tell him that, his uncle, was executed.
The new defense ministers have been told to find Lex Luthor, Dr. Doom, and now Dr. Evil, in Kim's quest to find more members for his Axis of Evil. The Axis so far includes David Miscavige, the head of Scientology, Kanye West, Ann Coulter, Chris Brown, Dick Cheney, and Donald Trump. Most of the Axis has to go into the adjoining room whenever Kim orders his underlings to go find more super-villains so the stocky dictator won't hear them laughing.
Everybody got nervous when they heard Kim ordering Godzilla from Netflix.