Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Wednesday, 18 December 2013

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The view from the balcony of Kim Jong Un's presidential palace in Pyongyang, North Korea.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has a crush on FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly.

And they further state that Kim Jong Un has extended a personal invitation to the 43-year-old Kelly to be his honored guest and stay at his luxuriously exquisite presidential palace.

The invitation was reportedly personally presented to Kelly by Kim Jong Un's BFF Dennis Rodman.

The leader of North Korea asked Rodman to tell Miss Megyn that all expenses will be taken care of including any and all souvenirs that she may want to take back to America.

Kim Jong Un stated to The Rice Paddy that no non-Korean has ever seen his collection of missiles.

SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un revealed that he has always watched CNN but for the past few days he has been watching FOX News in order to see Megyn Kelly.

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