Written by Albert Arkwright
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Tuesday, 18 November 2003

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"I will sneak in, when nobody's looking"

We have been informed by various sources, that the worlds most wanted man is to visit London at the same time as President George Bush.

Osama Bin Laden made the following statement via Al Jazeera TV yesterday:

"I have decided to visit London at this particular time, because everybody is looking the other way. With all the security surrounding George Bush, no one will have the time to come after me. My wife has seen a handbag she likes in Oxford Street and I have promised it her for Christmas. Also this is the last place they will think of looking for me. It makes me laugh. Whilst they are bombing caves in Afghanistan, I will be sipping coffee in the Ritz"

Indeed, this would appear to be the last place America would expect to find Osama Bin Laden. We await developments.

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