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Sunday, 15 December 2013

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Monkey illusion trick

Iran's attempt to become the Las Vegas of the east is not impressive, said Charles Dickens's David Copperfield this morning. "The 150 trillion Iranian Rial "different monkey illusion" is, to be brutally honest fucking boring, said Paul Dalziel and Debbie McGuire.

Now you see it star, Tommy Cooper said from his grave, "They could have changed the monkey into an elephant for a thousandth of the cost. Quite frankly the rocket trick went right over everyone's heads."

Harry Potteen explained "They need some "Showman's flair" and you can't just buy that with oil money. A different monkey going up in a rocket to one coming down is the oldest trick in the book. Ive seen Paul Dalziels stick swords through Debbie McGuire and send her to the moon in a Space Shuttle on stage in Las Vegas and when she landed in the sea she was an albino tigress."

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