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Saturday, 14 December 2013

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Some Englishmen have suggested that Big Ben be renamed Big Nelson.

LONDON - Tickety Boo News is reporting that Queen Elizabeth II, has stated that England will be honoring President Nelson Mandela who once said that he would rather walk in the London fog that sit in the Saigon smog.

TBN's Neville Twickenbuck stated that he recently spoke to the queen at a party at Simon Cowell's lavish St. John's Woods mansion, T-Shirt Estates.

Her majesty commented that she had talked it over with her hubby Prince Philip and their son Prince Charles and the three had decided that they think that they will honor President Mandela by renaming Piccadilly Square, Mandela Square.

A survey was taken of over 4,000 Londoners and 53% replied that they thought it was a good idea.

One elderly British gentleman identified as Winslow V. Crumpetshire, 71, remarked that he likes the name Piccadilly Square and suggested that the three Royals, Lizzy, Phil, and Charlie instead change the name of Buckingham Palace to Mandela Palace.

SIDENOTE: Tickety Boo News is reporting that Queen Elizabeth has ordered that Mr. Crumpetshire be arrested for violating royal etiquette.

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