Professor David Humdrum reports "Jesus was born in a stable environment and this gave him an edge in life."
The professor went on to say that a manuscript of a diary that Mary kept had recently been discovered. Here is an excerpt of Mary's journal:
My five year old son Jesus has now put off cleaning his room for days on end. I said to him "Jesus Christ, were you born in a barn?" but I stopped myself right there. He was indeed born in a barn.
Professor Humdrum assured us that more groundbreaking findings will be revealed as more comes to light through his team's research.