Written by Abel Rodriguez
Print this

Wednesday, 11 December 2013

image for North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Barred From Nelson Mandela's Memorial Eulogy
South African police were told to keep Kim Jong Un from entering FNB Stadium.

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - FNB Stadium, sight of President Nelson Mandela's memorial eulogy, had plenty of empty seats but one individual was prohibited from entering.

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un showed up but he was turned away at the gate by South African officials.

When he asked why he was told that he stands for everything that President Mandela abhorred.

He told the officials that he and Nelson actually had a lot in common, such as a love for basketball, a love for Big Macs, and a love for the art of pole dancing.

Kim Jong Un was told that he could watch the services from a closed circuit television. He did not like it but he said that as long as he could have some egg rolls he would be okay with it.

The North Korean leader and his party of 17 were provided with egg rolls, Crab Rangoon, fortune cookies, and Diet Dr. Peppers.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 5?

6 5 12 22
53 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more