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Monday, 9 December 2013

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Fair fight

Snatch expert Mariano Rajoy yesterday claimed to be as human as the next Neo Fascist. "I love England and its sitcoms and am a fan of Leonard Sachs who plays a brilliant cameo of an average Spanish man in Fawlty Towers"

"I long for the good old days though when we used to attack such as the primitive Aztecs with our guns and swords. We celebrate this bravery every year along with things such as getting groups of young bulls drunk on spirits and "fighting" them". said the would be Gibraltar snatcher.

"Only 20 years ago a typical Spanish family was a laughing stock in the civilised world, appearing like something out of a Fellini movie. Now we are having bad times here in Spain and we need to once more take what does not belong to us.

Gibraltar should be easily bullied and will hand everything over to me. This way people will not notice any corruption charges any of us may have to face", he boasted.

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