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Tuesday, 24 October 2006

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"Where's my frappuchino?!" (Copyright Telepictures Corporation)

The Thundercats are said to be placing a café in downtown Rarston, just outside the sentry outpost of Mummra Station, under siege and embargo. In a statement released through Al Cheetara TV, the Thundercats announced:

"We are besieging this café because we see it as link to the despot and madman Mumm-Ra, who has long since troubled us with his crazy plots and weak story-lines. Er, I mean, weak attempts to kill us all off. We seek sight-beyond-sight and in the doing of that, we decided that it was a really corking plan to stop him getting his morning coffee jolt.

"Some are suggesting that we are, once more, being weak with the enemy and that if we do not wish to come up against the might and wrath of Mumm-Ra, week-in, week-out, that perhaps we should actually stop being merciful and just kill the S.O.B. Well, whilst this plan of action has gone through the Thundercat committtee, Lion-O, leader of the Thundercats, has always voted against it. We don't know what this means, but it may be important to note that his descendents were...French? I don't know if that is the word, or if it has any meaning.

End communication."

Mumm-Ra is yet to respond to the siege but is likely to be formulating a plan as we speak. Most of us here at Spoof Towers, are hoping and praying that he concentrates most of his efforts into whacking that damn Snarf creature.

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