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Friday, 6 December 2013

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One of the employees working at the world's largest meth lab.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has just confirmed that North Korea has one of the largest Meth producing labs in existence.

An unnamed source with The Rice Paddy stated that the meth lab employs over 900 workers and is in operation 24/7.

The source said that the workers are very dedicated and they never take coffee breaks, expect health benefits, or have paid vacations.

The meth lab is located just outside the Pyongyang city limits on the grounds of an old abandoned chopstick factory.

When one of the meth lab supervisors was asked why the meth lab seemed to spring up all of a sudden, he replied that it is just a matter of economics.

The supervisor commented that even the most naive North Korean citizen knows that the North Korean economy will not survive solely on the exporting of rice.

In Other News. Japan has stated that they plan to launch a test missile towards North Korea but have assured the North Korean government that the missile will land in The Gulf of Japan a good 75 miles from the North Korean mainland.

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