Pynonang, North Korea - Kim Jong Un notified the world press today that he has sworn off evil and to prove it he will conduct the biggest Toys for Tots drive the world has ever seen.
Kim further announced that North Korea's factories were humming once again, as millions of happy workers began making toys for the children of the world. One of the toys that has been getting a lot of notice is the "Bag of Rocks." This has become even more popular than "Dirt and Sticks."
Kim, who will dress like Santa Claus, has requested an exception to the sanctions on North Korea and permission to enter US airspace so that they may deliver the toys to the lucky children by dropping them from a plane.