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Thursday, 5 December 2013

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Ri Sol Ju is one of the sexiest women in North Korea. (Photo courtesy of Dennis Rodman).

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In a story that has shocked the people of North Korea, Mrs. Kim Jong Un has talked to her husband and informed him that she wants out of their 4-year marriage.

Ri Sol Ju, who is a beautiful woman, reportedly told her husband that she hates living in his shadow. She added that with him being the leader of one of the greatest nations on Earth (her words) he really has no time to devote to her personal urges, needs, and desires.

The 29-year-old Ri Sol Ju said that she does not feel like she is married and that she feels more like she is just a piece of the presidential palace furniture.

She explained that she never goes out shopping by herself, or to the beauty salon, or out with the girls for a drink.

Ri Sol Ju said that the only other person that she ever gets to talk to is her husband's best friend Dennis Rodman.

SIDENOTE: When Kim Jong Un was asked what he thinks about his wife wanting a divorce he got a very stern look on her face and remarked, "Ri Sol Ju is my wife. I am her husband. I am the president of North Korea and I and only I will say if and when we will get a divorce."

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