PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency is reporting that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent a message to President Obama.
The leader of North Korea has expressed a desire to visit America and spend the Christmas holidays at the White House as a personal guest of the Obama family.
He stated that he has already bought presents for the president, the first lady, and the two first kiddoes, Malia and Sasha.
Kim Jong Un even stated that he purchased a very nice gift for Michelle Obama's mama, Marian Robinson as well as for Vice-President Joe Biden and his lovely wife Jill.
The leader of North Korea said that his wife will not accompany him to the United States as she has pressing matters to tend to.
He did say that he will be bringing along his personal hair stylist Miss Su Bin Yung, 26, and his personal masseuse Miss Min Ju Sun, 23.
SIDENOTE: As of press time there had been no reply from President Obama or the White House.