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Tuesday, 3 December 2013

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New Delhi invented a new product made from cow urine that has a wide range of cures from cancer, diarrhea, to diabetes. It is on sale by the Bharatiya Janata Party and one of their officials claims, "My daughter tried all kinds of things" to rid of her acne and this medicine is working wonders for her. Now her pimples are gone but now the boys are always five to six yards away from her.

This medicine is made from butter, milk, curd, urine, and dung. The ingredients undergo a "solid scientific process" based on India's ancient herbal remedies. And if this medicine is taken with a laxative then it undergoes a "leaky scientific process."

Purushottam Toshniwal, the general secretary of the cooperative that manufactures cosmetics said that "Even the United States, they now recognize the worth of cow urine." And we did, but we all agreed that it is only fun at weddings, funerals, and frat parties.

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