PYONGYANG, North Korea - Word coming out of the North Korean capital is that Kim Jong Un has just finalized a deal with the government of Wales.
The Rice Paddy National News Agency reports that the North Korean leader sent a text message to a representative of the Welsh government asking to purchase 20 drones.
Wales responded by saying that they only have 17 but that they would be willing to sell them all to him.
A highly reliable British source with The Ta Ta For Now News Agency based in London, stated that Wales purchases their drones from a drone factory in Hackensack, New Jersey.
Wales did stipulate that Mr. Kim Jong Un could have the drones at a bargain price but only as long as he promised to never fire any of his missiles at their country.
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