In the light of France's proposed legislation to outlaw the payment of money to "Working girls" the Can-Can Union which represents prostitutes in the Paris region have offered to provide reasonable basic services for free.
A new stipulation, however, will be that clients will have to buy penicillin tablets at 50 Euros a course to comply with new "health" regulations.
Moves to make using a prostitute compulsory for French men, which is an extension of existing legislation which previously only applied to MPs, are under way and these services will be paid for by means of a "windfall" levy on English apples.
Tooloose Lautrek commented yesterday "I saw this one coming when they made Can-Can girls wear tennis knickers and have stocked up online with Indian pharma drugs."
When asked if she could tell a joke, Lautrek replied: "Non."