KARACHI, Pakistan - Word coming out of the capital of Pakistan is that the Taliban is getting ready to make an Earth shattering move.
A Pakistani official stated to Neville Twickenbuck with London's Tickety Boo News that Pakistan has received word from an unnamed, inside, reliable source that the Taliban will be moving their headquarters from Karachi, Pakistan to Da Nang, Vietnam.
He noted that the reason for the move is because Taliban leaders feel that they will be much safer in Vietnam, since they know that the United States will not dare to enter that country again after having lost The Vietnam War back in the 70s.
Many high ranking Taliban officers have also pointed out that Vietnam is a much prettier country than Pakistan; cleaner, friendlier, and a whole lot cheaper to live in.
SIDENOTE: According to a Taliban informant the move should begin in late December and be completed by Valentine's Day (February 14).