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Sunday, 24 November 2013

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A North Korean Surface-to-Air Missile that Kim Jong Un had painted with the U.S. logo.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Reports coming out of the capital of North Korea are that Kim Jong Un is angrier than a woodpecker with a rubber beak.

He is very upset at China's new unilateral declaration of an air defense zone over Tokyo, Japan, and Seoul, North Korea.

The Chinese government has said that they have taken this step due to the ongoing, babbling rhetoric of Kim Jong Un.

A spokesperson for China stated that China views North Korea as nothing more than a little Chihuahua who goes around barking but when confronted by a Pit Bull will run with its tail tucked between its legs.

China did not refer to Japan as a Chihuahua but said that she is more like a Cocker Spaniel.

Meanwhile Kim Jong Un or the Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden calls him, told a reporter for North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy, that he is prepared to fire a missile at any Chinese plane that dares to invade North Korean air space.

He went on to say that Japan may not do anything but he clearly pointed out that he has the onions to fire a SAM (Surface-to-Air Missile) and knock down the invading infidels from the north.

SIDENOTE: When told of Kim Jong Un's comments. A spokesperson for the Chinese government shook his head and merely responded with a "Bow-wow, bow-wow."

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