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Monday, 18 November 2013

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Dr. Phil has said that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is a real work of art.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - There is nothing that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un enjoys more than being a bully.

The Asian Pillsbury Doughboy, as Vice-President Joe Biden refers to him has threatened to fire missiles at about half a dozen countries including the United States.

After Lindsay Lohan refused to take up his offer and visit his presidential palace Kim Jong Un angrily said that he is considering firing a missile at Hollywood.

In his latest outburst he told a reporter with The Rice Paddy National News Agency that he is seriously contemplating launching a missile at Switzerland.

When asked why he would fire a missile at the most docile nation on Earth, Kim Jong Un giggled and said "For the simple reason that Switzerland is a neutral country."

SIDENOTE: Dr. Phil was asked about Kim Jong Un's reasoning and he simply replied that you have to consider the source and in this case the source is on the coo coo.

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