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Saturday, 16 November 2013

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A man has suffered severe facial deformities after inventing a new type of prune.

'GM foods are becoming more and more popular, but this is one example we should not dismiss.' Benit Row of the food safety commission.

'I've never seen anything quite like it. It's as if his face has collapsed in on it itself, like a black hole. Or a vortex of some sort...and when he opens his mouth it sucks in. Like a vacuum cleaner.
He has trouble breathing because his nose is all bunched up. It's a miracle that he's still alive. David Doubtman - general practitioner.

'He's just not the same man any more. He used to be so...not deformed. I just can't live with him any more.' The man's wife.

'Daddy looks funny.' The man's ten year old son.

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