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Friday, 15 November 2013

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'Not Gay.'

LGBT officials interrupted during speech by, 'Monster trucks, are not gay.'

"Apparently his name is Timmy Tucker. He's a Monster Truck driver. We weren't even on the subject of Monster Trucks!? We never even mention them..."

'We're not on the subject of Monster trucks?!' Replied LGBT official.

'Well good. Because they're not gay...' replied Timmy Tucker.

'His friend was with him. He kept nodding and smiling to everything he said. Every one else was really pissed off! And then it escalated. They started arguing!' LGBT official.

'I mean those people who have four wheel drives with pretend monster truck wheels...that is pretty gay.' Timmy Tucker's friend.

'Yea but at least they're trying...so they're not gay!' Timmy Tucker yelled aggressively.

'But they're gay!'

'They started fighting abruptly after that. It completely ruined the meeting.' LGBT official.

"Apparently the hole thing was sparked by some, 'Monster Truck magazine' published in the 80's. It had a title that read 'If you do not like Monster Trucks...you might be gay!' The entire magazine was poorly written. It is as if they have little to no grasp of the English language. But we translated our speech into the context of the magazine. Timmy Tucker thought we were calling him a 'faget de foot puff.' Whatever that means...and apparently his retort, 'Monster Trucks are not gay' meant, 'can we have intercourse. I am a straight male with gigantic genitalia.'"

"Their literal translation for the word 'gay' was 'gigantic genitalia.' It's no wonder they were a little confused." LGBT official.

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