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Wednesday, 13 November 2013

image for Mexican homeless lose battle against wealthier homeless Mexicans.
"They took my cardboard box"

"The streets of Mexico are laced with the stench of corruption."

One Homeless Mexican told reporters.

"It's really hard being a real homeless Mexican. Because these guys are fakes! Busking for real money with their guitars, cleaning peoples cars. Their fakes! A real homeless Mexican just sits around with a cardboard sign and expects money. These guys are fakes!"

Another homeless Mexican guy said.

"It's really not fair. Some of these guys have real jobs and families. They just dress up as homeless Mexicans for the image. They're ruining it for us and they're taking all our money."

One homeless Mexican said, "It was always my dream to be a homeless Mexican. It's such a simple lifestyle. There is nothing to worry about, no bills to pay no hassle. All you need is a cardboard box and you have it made."

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