PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un enjoys playing the bad guy and stirring up all kinds of trouble.
He loves threatening to fire missiles at South Korea, Japan, China, Switzerland, and even Los Angeles.
A close unnamed source who has known Kim Jong Un since his high school days says that the North Korean leader possesses a prevalent Napoleon complex.
He is also has a complex about his horrible hairdo which is basically in the same horrendous category as the hairdo's of Donald "The Birther" Trump and Gary "The Space Cadet" Busey.
The Rice Paddy, which is the national news agency of North Korea has just reported that Kim Jong Un met with his top advisors and he has made it known that North Korea has laid claim to the moon.
The North Korean leader stated that he is claiming the moon for the wonderfully wonderful people of North Korea who will fight the Western infidels with chopsticks and bags of rice if they have to.
SIDENOTE: When President Obama was told that Kim Jong Un had claimed the moon for North Korea he smiled, took a sip of his Diet Dr. Pepper, and remarked, "Well let me just say this. That's fine but the United States still lays claim to Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, and the Milky Way.