PYONGYANG, North Korea - An unnamed, inside source has informed North Korea's Rice Paddy National News Agency that there appears to be some problems in North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's marriage.
The source stated that Mrs. Kim Jong Un (Ri Sol Ju) has been seen crying in public for the past two weeks.
It is rumored that she is jealous of the fact that her husband has invited several American female celebrities to be his personal guests at the Presidential Palace in Pyongyang.
According to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo, three of the U.S. women Kim Jong Un has extended an invitation to include Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears.
A very close friend of the North Korean leader, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, said that Kim Jong Un has boasted on several occasions that if he ever decides to divorce his wife Ri-Ri he will most likely end up marrying a good-looking sexy American celebrity.
In A Related Story - GOP maven Ann "Trigger" Coulter recently told Rush Limbaugh that Kim Jong Un had invited her to visit Pyongyang as his honored guest. Limbaugh spoke with a reporter with the Rice Paddy who told him, "That Coulter woman she one crazy bitch. President Kim Jong Un no invite ugly skank to North Korea, no way, no how, nope, nope, nope."