MOSCOW - The notorious National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden recently talked with Vodkavich, the national news agency of Russia.
He remarked that he feels like he has become part of the Russian family after having been graciously granted asylum by President Vladirmir Putin.
Snowden stated that he received a tremendous ego boost when the Russian president named him to be the director of The Department of Computers.
Eddie, as President Putin calls him, stated that he was offered a salary which is double what the previous director was making.
Snowden also noted that Putin has made it very clear to everyone in his cabinet that (he) is to be treated with the utmost respect.
Edward expressed the fact that as if all of that isn't enough he has entered into a relationship with Nadia Volgavich, the stunningly attractive niece of President Putin.
President Putin has said that he would be proud and honored to have Snowden be a part of their family.
Snowden has hinted to a close associate that he is on the verge of asking Nadia to become Mrs. Edward Snowden.
SIDENOTE: Needless to say President Putin is thrilled with all of the extremely personal information that Snowden has been able to give him. He is especially appreciative of the highly personal files on such well known American celebrities as Taylor Swift, Donald Trump, Oprah Winfrey, LeBron James, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Ke$ha.