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Tuesday, 17 October 2006

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"Fiend of All Humanity" at a cinema near YOU

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Reports that a highly embarrased Vatican Directorate of History Sanitisation has been panicked into making a children's cartoon about Pope Karol Wojtyla following the arrest of UK Vultures, Mediocrity and Sport Secretary Tessa Jowl's husband David 'Dark Satanic' Mills, have been met with glee by the Nazi-hunting producers of a new animated film about the life/death of 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi.

Countering the wholesome family-friendly message of the Pontiff cartoon, "John Paul II: Fiend of all Humanity'', the 'Life and Times of God's Banker' lays bare the satanic cult of the P2 Lodge which robbed its own bank after Interpol made the Vatican repay hundreds of millions of dollars stolen by Hitler's Pope Giovanni Pacelli from hapless Holocaust victims.

Today's P2 Lodge key workers are depicted as scions of Stalin and Hitler progeny who infiltrated public life after the end of the Second World War in order to erase all records of Vatican links with satanic cults responsible for the 1917 murder of the Romanov dynasty in Russia.

For example, Cherry Bush QC is shown as a typical UK Tory Party trompe l'oeil married to the Euro-Septic Conservatives' best fictional fantasy character Prime Monster Tony Blair.

And US President George Bush Junior is shown in his true colors as the doppelganger impostor look-alike sired by General Augusto Pinochet following the murder of the real Bush Junior by Roberto Calvi in a Pyrennean monastery way back in 1965.

Meanwhile 'God's Banker' Calvi himself is depicted as a stooge of Pope JP2 Lodge who became ever-reliant on the hired services of President Ronnie Raygun and his VP George Bush Senior in silencing the hideous matter of child-sex abusing bishops who onfiltrated the Vatican in order to protect hidden offshore bank accounts that still contained untraced stolen loot.

A spokesman for the 'God's Banker' film studios commented today that the rival film, "John Paul II - Fiend of all Humanity'', was such a knee-jerk reaction to the imminent release of historic archives about the feckless old Wojtyla that making a cartoon about Calvi was almost unnecessary.

"But you gotta laugh at those old satanists who have clung to power and sold us their myriad fantasy world.

"From Iraqi WMDs to Joseph Ratzinger, their fictionalised account of the Highway to Heaven make satire seem like cold, reasoned logic."

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