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Tuesday, 17 October 2006

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Who was the world leader in the Mickey Mouse suit?

PARIS (AFP) - Further investigations have implicated major world leaders in the squalid "Karl Rove Mouse Orgy" video scandal involving costumed Disney characters that took place at the Disneyland Resort Paris.

The new disclosures have elevated the videotape into an unprecedented international incident amidst a growing world uproar.

Presidential Adviser Karl Rove had initially apologized to President George W. Bush for taking part in the notorious video see here.

Yet shocking disclosure reveals that it was not Rove in the Goofy suit as reported, but actually American Vice President Dick Cheney, who started the video orgy off by sexually assaulting Minnie Mouse, who was played by British Prime Minister Tony Blair in costume.

Thus Rove was not dressed as Goofy (since he couldn't fit into that costume), but instead appeared as the Snowman in the video.

Other world leaders who participated were Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert in one chipmunk suit, and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper in another chipmunk suit.

Another unnamed world leader also participated in the Mickey Mouse suit.

President George Bush was reported to be "speechless" at the further revelations.

"I'm outraged and totally disgusted," he finally said, as he scratched at what appeared to be mouse fur on the collar of his business suit at a White House press conference. "It is as if those people have no respect for Mickey Mouse," he added, red-eyed and obviously near tears.

The mouse orgy video has received widespread viewership on the Internet, particularly at YouTube. although copies of the videoclip were quickly removed at the request of parties who sought to censor the work for various reasons.

After viewing the tape several times, Harvard Psychiatrist Dr. Felix Minderbinder gave a detailed psychiatric assessment of the pathology of the world leaders who participated.

"These people are sick, sick, sick," he exclaimed. "It is obvious that the mental degeneration of waging immoral and illegal wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and of supporting those wars, has undermined their finer moral qualities."

"Because of their massive guilt and shame as they kill thousands of innocent people to acquire oil and achieve other unspoken geopolitical goals like helping to steal Palestinian land, they obviously had to relieve themselves by anonymously acting out that perverted sexual orgy ritual involving Disney characters. Disneyland France was an obvious location for them, and they were also supported by French choreographers and directors," he added.

Minderbinder went on to advocate electroshock for the participants of the mouse orgy and a series of antipsychotic medications.

The spouses of all participants in the sordid video are now seeking legal counsel towards commencing divorce proceedings, and they are also reported to be considering initiating a class action lawsuit against the participants.

US First Lady Laura Bush is also reported to be taking part in the legal action.

"Mickey, how could you do this do me?" she was heard to mutter as she entered the office of a Washington attorney.

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