Buenos Aires - The woman with a bee in her bonnet about the Malvinas has been told to zip it for at least one month following an explosion inside her brain.
Reports from Buenos Aires indicate President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner's head suddenly exploded during yet another daft tweet about the Belgrano's sinking circa 1982.
And other brain-dead Argie stuff.
Online media ran the story noting Kirchner's hystery of psychotic rants aimed at disgusted Falkland Islanders whom the Argentine President wants deported to Timbuktu.
Tonight a UK government spokesperson said the Brits beat the Argies fair and square in the Falklands War thirty-odd years ago.
"Eez make not blind bit of difference," Argentina's leading consultant brain-e-ologist Dr Scaramanga at the Eva Peron Mammorial Hospital commented, "Mrs Kirchner says you all go drop dead."
His colleagues treating Kirchner for an ingrowing toenail eventually pointed out they'd found a giant 'clot' which maybe contributed to her political discomfort.
The discovery sees President Kirchner furloughed for at least a month as neurologists test out a new vaccine that's giving hope to other sufferers.
Pope Frankie-the-Argie is 72.